anal cake

the stuff that comes out of your ass on the toilet

i just baked an anal cake in the bathroom

by hogy May 25, 2005

anal retentive

An individual who is tightly constricted in the asshole for some reason and is not afraid to show the world it; Is also completely concerned with detail to levels here to fore seen only in Nazi Germany: A basically utight, overwrought control freak. Usually Repressed to the Nth Degree.

by J. Michael REiter July 06, 2003

anal sex

how you know your girl truly loves you

the only true form of "safe" sex

how to get into any American fraternity

that bitch Kristina wouldn't give me anal sex, so I dumped her ass

damn that girl's got a big ass, I bet she's great at anal sex

make sure your girl takes a shit before anal sex, or better yet give her an enema

by bill mesich January 16, 2007

anal bead

a term of endearment, when used in a non-derogatory way

C'mon Tommy, my lil anal bead, dinner's ready!

by D-Nasty! May 09, 2009

anal probe

the only use of the little finger

taking the wench doggy stlye, pop ur little finger up her shit pipe and feel her muff tighten round ur cock n listen to her squeal like a dying pig!

by tadster June 12, 2005

Anal Engulfing

To envelop the entire anus with one's mouth and perform deep tongue kissing.

I found it rather remarkable that Ruby could actually consume my entire bung hole in one swoop whenever she performed Anal Engulfing on me.

by Sundar Larka September 22, 2010

anal seed

Where a woman flips a man upside down on a tire swing and fills his anal cavity with the finest fertilizer available in the vicinity of 5 miles, followed by planting a Chia Pet in the form of Scooby Doo into his back end. During this time the woman will be spewing her woman juices on Scooby Doo for approximately 3 weeks. The woman juices can not be interrupted! After this process is done, take the chia pet out of the dead man's corpse (dead from starvation, the woman had food brought to her, the wolves stole the man's meals) and replant the seeds in the woman's vagina. After her patch grows, the man needs to be flopped on top and gets his scrotum cut open on top. Henceforth killing the plant and bringing the process to an end. The woman is dominant in sex again.

News Broadcaster: "Three men were slowly murdered in the past 3 months by the SAME woman! Sources say that she is preforming the legendary Anal Seed technique, created by the sex crazed asians at the top of Mt. Kilimanjaro."

by PlannedBoredom December 10, 2011