top-player

someone that can't be stopped. Untamable beast.

look up pottah
look up beasting

that nigga is a top-player

by Big bizzle April 30, 2003

kiss a football player day

October 4th is the official “Kiss a football player” day!

“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”

by helonat0 October 2, 2021

player's shower

Is when you use deodorant instead of an actual shower to cover your smell.

Fritz was on his way to a booty call when realizing that he stank he took a quick player's shower before seeing her.

by Daene July 7, 2009

Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.

Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.

by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022

joy player

A person who plays the hero Joy in the game Mobile Legends. These people are known for not getting any bitches

Person 1: I'm a joy player
Person 2: oh so you don't get any bitches

by TrustedSources June 9, 2023

player

Mario Andaluz

Oh my god, Mario is such a player.

by carleyrachelle_ January 11, 2019

Minehut Players

Sentient civilization having an attention span of about a goldfish.
A Minehut Player in the natural habitat will barely know how to read and will immediately leave if provoked.

"Should we add a recipe for gunpowder?" "They're Minehut Players! You think they understand recipes?"

by jazo__ July 29, 2023