Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.
Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?
No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily
Oh is that why he gets no bitches?
No, that's because of his micropenis
No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily
Oh is that why he gets no bitches?
No, that's because of his micropenis
by littlechineseboy123 February 5, 2024
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“Hey Hunter, at halftime, let’s go Brandon.”
“Ok, but this time don’t forget to let me know when you feel like you’re gonna cum.”
“Ok, but this time don’t forget to let me know when you feel like you’re gonna cum.”
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Dude he did the the brandon
Dude he did the the brandon
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Brandon Nelzi is a piece of shit
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That nigga is such a BRANDON
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