Brandon Mendoza

A man who enjoys to hang out with his significant other, play valorant, and loves to be with Olivo!

Oh man look it’s Brandon Mendoza

by Alex Loza January 14, 2025

Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you can ever meet, he's such an a-hole, he's the male version of a Karen. he's a simp and one on the uglyist people you'll ever meet!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!

Girl 1 "I wish brandon would get hit by a car!"
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"

Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."

Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."

by MJdocumentary October 2, 2020

Dana Brandon

A Dana is a beautiful individual and is the best person you will ever meet. Dana is smart, athletic, and the hottest person in the school. Dana is an amazing kisser, and is great at everything!

WOW!!! Lucky bastard Yo girl is a "Dana Brandon" man.

by This Is Your Secret Admirer June 10, 2012

Brandon Pineda

Ugly and likes boys very much also has small pepe

Look at that small pepe his name is probably Brandon Pineda

by Ydkkff May 21, 2019

Brandon A

A italian boy who gets all the ladies and has a shrimp but really sexy

I’m great and cool I’m a Brandon A

by cool dude RI Ree December 13, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is a outgoing person who plays a lot of Fortnite most of his days but blames lag and friends for his own death and mishap. Very goofball like. Brandon is also a pro-queer LGBQT advocate. He also looks a like a oompa loompa on a bad day. Watches a lot of anime and drinks really fruity adult beverages.

“Sending is ascending”

“Brandon you are a headass”

by Oswald Jeffries September 17, 2020

brandon crow

A super amazing guy, usually who has a red wooly beard. Probably a hillbilly. One whose vibes make you want to dosey doe with him at a ho down or a shindig.

He's such a Brandon crow.

by Hgfdz November 2, 2020