That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.

Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

Shitting it down

When the phrase "pissing it down" just doesn't convey HOW HARD ITS FUCKING RAINING

A: Has the rain cleared up yet?
B: Nah, its fuckin shitting it down mate.

by Squishen April 1, 2023

Tim shit

Extra assigned tasks that in turn screws over lower level staff members within a business/ company. Usually occurs during the most inconvenient times during a shift and sets team members behind for the work day.

Today my manager pulled major Tim Shit making me late for dinner.

by Tim Shit April 1, 2023

Tim shit

Extra given tasks during a workday at inconvenient times. Usually, assigned by a manager or authoritative figure within a company/ business.

My manager pull some major Tim shit today at work.

by Tim Shit April 1, 2023

I shit fart pee pee

basically, a line from Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar ft Punch in his 2009 mixtape. C4

Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.

by Lyrical Lemonade April 2, 2023

chat shit get banged

Chat shit me and i’ll knock u out.

Chat shit get banged… simple.

by UnknownUser2000 January 15, 2023

shit streaker

The embarrassing trip you make when you run out of toilet paper and need to waddle to get more toilet paper.

Did you see Chris run out of the bathroom with his pants down? What a shit streaker

by Poochtook January 17, 2023