shit cracker

you know when you take a shit and have left over that you couldn't wipe and it gets hard and cakes on your ass? thats called a shit cracker.

i stuck my hand in his ass and pulled out 20 shit crackers.

by Digothy March 12, 2023

Lose my shit

To break down

I’m gonna lose my shit on your dumb ass if you don’t stop your shit.

by The real him March 13, 2023

Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks

A given situation that involves pure fuckery

Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks, the dingo ate my baby.

by ParkeBench66 March 13, 2023

Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks

A given situation that involves pure fuckery

Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks, the dingo ate my baby.

by ParkeBench66 March 13, 2023

Full-Fibre-Shit

When you have a very fast, clean poo more than once in a day.

I just had another or a full-fibre-shit. It was clean bro

by E45LE March 14, 2023

Big shit on the ground

Used when you dont know what to say but want the conversation to be funny or sarcastic

Person 1: *tells joke*
Person 2: Big Shit On The Ground

by justin mizuhara March 14, 2023

allergy shits

When a person has too much lactose and cannot hold the explosion that’s about to happen.

“Omg, the allergy shits were real!”

by Cubalincorp March 14, 2023