Smearing my shit

The action to “spread your own shit on a wall” step 1: take a big fat stinky shit on the wall
Step 2: spread
Step 3 walk away like yo shit don’t stink

Person 1: Yoo is pumping easy?
Person 2: idk I’m smearing my shit on the wall

by Pissiepiss October 28, 2022

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The Purple Shit

Found in 2k21. Only the real know you hurd

Did you see the purple shit?

The purple shit was chasing me around.

The purple shit keeps me out at night.

That purple shot is crazy

by Johnweinersnitchel January 6, 2022

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Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!

by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021

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A complete fuckin asshole who drives any new (2015-present) cars. Unarguably the most aggressive drivers on the highway. Most commonly Honda, BMW, Audi, Toyota etc who will chase you down the road, ride your ass for several miles, break check you, and cut your ass off even if you have done nothing. Most commonly in Los Angeles CA and worst of all Phoenix AZ. They are the main cause for most accidents especially if drunk, baked, or tweaked out. Total dickheads.

Good Driver: omg get the fuck off my ass dude *flips bird* and yells YOU FATHERFUCKING INTERSTATE SHIT DISTRIBUTER!!!!!

Interstate shit distributer aggressively around him and either makes a face or swears at him Then gets in front of him and slams the breaks.

Driver 2: YOU ARE ON VIDEO ASSHOLE!!!!

by Jpizzle2110 August 1, 2020

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Oh Shit

1. Suprise, Disappointment

2. Excitment, being Amused

A. Brad: I stayed up all night completing

that assignment.

Thomas: It was due last week!

Brad: Oh Shit !

B. Lisa: How did your date go with Ron last night?

Kate: Great! We had dinner at Olive Garden, seen a Movie & he let me drive his new Beamer.

Lisa: Oh Shit, I'm jealous!

by BeamerBoy26 September 17, 2020

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