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the sigma you wish to be

This obviously referring to the one known as "the j".

A lot of people mistake it for j, but it is actually THE j
"oh hey handsome" wiggles butt cutely
"sorry, but i am the sigma you wish to be"
by kkinquestion March 26, 2025
mugGet the the sigma you wish to bemug.

You forgot my stinking tits

When you’re at hooters and the waitress happens to be flat chested
“HEY DUMB BITCH YOU FORGOT MY STINKING TITS”
by JohnnyXD54 December 8, 2024
mugGet the You forgot my stinking titsmug.

windsor thank-you

A sex act defined by licking your partner's nipples while he or she masturbates him/herself to completion.
Too tired for sex? How about a quick Windsor thank-you and then we can binge watch The Office.
by Livinbytheriver April 25, 2016
mugGet the windsor thank-youmug.

Can you string my cheese

Hey sugga TITIS can you string my cheese uwu mommy ;)
by DankonDS March 2, 2022
mugGet the Can you string my cheesemug.

eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well
My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"
by jumbojim888 October 10, 2023
mugGet the eat you under the tablemug.

I will American you

When you forcefully make an individual drink the blood of an AR-15 while they are under the influence of many, many drugs.
British person walks past an American.
"Hey you!" Says the American, "I will American you. "
The American grabs his local AR-15 to go do the ritual.
by Byvargon October 30, 2023
mugGet the I will American youmug.

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