bed post bitch

My best friend kevin, R.I.P. Coined this phrase in regard to his very good looking older sister, who he loved very much but as younger brothers do, insulted her as much if not more than his friends drooled over her sexy blond ass.

Me:Hey K, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!

by D-Word72 March 20, 2017

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mack your bitch

to steal you Girl or impress your girl

im about to mack your bitch

by sammyswagswag May 17, 2017

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Body Slammed Baby Back Bitch

When you run your mouth all the time, spread fake information with no credible sources, and are body slammed for it.

My friend went to a BBQ he wasn't invited to refused to leave because he's a lying lunatic. He was thrown out like a Body Slammed Baby Back Bitch!

by ALC2017 May 25, 2017

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fame hungry bitch

Anyone who signs a bearding contract to gain fame and/or money.

See also beard: a cover , a fake girlfriend/boyfriend to disguise a homosexual person as heterosexual.

See also: Extra af

That girl is a fame hungry bitch, she'd sell her soul for a tabloid cover with him.

by -.- tired of the bullshit May 25, 2017

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Mattress Bearing Bitch

A girl that has a lot of sex. Hooker. Lady of the night. Slut.

Guy 1: Wow look at that girl, she looks so hot in that short skirt with the fuck-me pumps on. I want to go get her number.
Guy 2: Stay away man, can't you tell she's a "Mattress Bearing Bitch"! If you get jiggy wit it she gonna give you the gift that keeps on givin. Your crank is will end up looking like a piece of coral and fall off.

by Ron Damint July 13, 2017

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