Keep my cool

maintain a calm and controlled attitude.

"I have to keep my cool and run my own race"

by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025

My Dirty DM's

My Dirty DM's is a term used to describe what you and your friends find on the dark side of Instagram. Whether it consists of small women being carried in trash bags, a man fucking a rubber chicken, or videos of kids pulling out guns in school. These also consist of a lot of Spongebob memes.

When I looked at My Dirty DM's I orgasmed so hard my chicken laid a elephant.

by ThatKidWhoIsReallyFuckingWeird March 23, 2017

My dummy boyfriend Luke

my cute caring boyfriend who has a silly fish brain and tickles you until you feel like pissing yourself. I love him

I love my dummy boyfriend luke

by Coley222 December 11, 2023

You fagget in my spagget

A discord comedy phrase i saw once

1st guy:*Messes with 2nd guy*
2nd guy:You fagget in my spagget
Me:LMFAO

by FaggeterInSpaggeter May 9, 2018

Hit me in my jaw

Word by nick and tyree

Hit me in my jaw please bro

by DontFuckingWorryBoutIt June 9, 2018

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

My ball

This term is you used to call dibs on the person you want to make a move on

Yo Abel that’s my ball you take the spalding
bruhh ref do something

by Steeeezzzzz June 23, 2025