• immediately restorting to marriage as soon as you claim you like something
• someone who marries their favourite things
• someone who dislikes running around the bush
• someone who yells at people I dare you
• someone who marries their favourite things
• someone who dislikes running around the bush
• someone who yells at people I dare you
1. YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE? MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭😭😭
2. I dislike this thing and have no intention of MARRYING IT.
3. “WHAT. U KNOW HOW TO MARRY PEOPLE..?! teach me.” said richard in curious tone.
2. I dislike this thing and have no intention of MARRYING IT.
3. “WHAT. U KNOW HOW TO MARRY PEOPLE..?! teach me.” said richard in curious tone.
by ivanappreciator July 1, 2024
Get the MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭 mug.A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong
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Get the Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You? mug.The master of all "bellends" or more frequently used "nob heads".
Origininted from the British slang word "jeb"
Origininted from the British slang word "jeb"
Mum : you seen that big bugger over there?. Hes an absolute Jeb-I master.
Daughter: what's a Jeb-I mum
Mum: your father
Daughter: what's a Jeb-I mum
Mum: your father
by GooniesNEVER_D13 October 9, 2022
Get the jeb-I master mug.A humorously-altered/shortened way of saying, "I would imagine so"; it's mostly used to jovially/light-heartedly tell someone else that his guess/assertion about a particular topic --- usually something comparatively minor/trivial --- sounds probable/logical/reasonable to you.
Cool dude #1, examining a discarded trash-bag with medium-length slits in the middle of the bottom and along both its lower sides: I would say that this bag was probably used as an emergency rain-poncho; wouldn't you majjin??
Cool dude #2: Yeah, I majjin --- the bag looks in good shape otherwise, and those slits appear neat and uniformly-positioned, so I don't suppose they got torn accidentally.
Cool dude #2: Yeah, I majjin --- the bag looks in good shape otherwise, and those slits appear neat and uniformly-positioned, so I don't suppose they got torn accidentally.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
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by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025
Get the If you do not bring up being in your life, I am killing you mug.A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"
Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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