sleep shitted

When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.

“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”

by Emiliath March 16, 2021

Shit

Fortnite

Fortnite is the definition of shit

by I hate fortnite kids October 25, 2023

the shit barrel zec

some stupid retard that talks too much in the scrimzox server

hey the shit barrel zec is right there hes fucking annoying

by the shit barrel zec February 10, 2021

Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.

Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.

by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023

you smell, you shit?

The British way of commenting on the poor smell of others.

Ricky: "Give them an example."
Karl: "... You smell, you shit?"
Ricky: "WHY"

by DDLZC April 4, 2017

shit miss

A shit miss is when an osu player of considerable skill level makes an easy mistake.

I can't believe I shit missed on such an easy beatmap.

by Fnt101 January 20, 2022

shit

my grades

my grades are shit

by chanslaptop December 7, 2020