I am unavailable

When someone is not available, they are busy

I am unavailable because I am petting alpacas

by Wifi Goes Die November 20, 2020

I love you

A lie

"I love you," said by no one ever

by Active Redditor April 28, 2021

“I fw gangs”

Usually a middle or high school boy who wears hoodies everyday with hats underneath and throws out gang symbols knowing damn well they would piss their pants if they ever saw an actual blood or crip.

“I fw gangs”
“jus say ur dick small”

by improbablybetter October 28, 2023

I love V

When you love someones pussy

Cat. lol

"Ohhh,I love V! It's sooooo cute"

by Ifukurmom February 16, 2021

i like this girl

man listen hear go ask her out well I'm not really the one to talk I don't really have the courage for that but hope you get enough to go ask her out

Jon: "I like this girl but I don't want to ask her out".
bob: "go ask he out now man".

by elyqii June 2, 2021

I miss lizzie

This is a commonly used sentence for big massive Mr. Spencer.

“I miss lizzie so much. PLEASE COME BACK

by Bigmassivespencer February 12, 2024

I. Babcock

Long of abdomen, short of leg. Head of red, brain of computer. Drives a racecar slightly faster than a commuter.

I was making good time on my way to work today but I got stuck behind an I. Babcock texting while driving.

by LemonsRaceWinner406 January 30, 2025