touching grass

something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol

Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass

by Someone called Frederick January 3, 2022

Touch grass

Something you tell your friend who is online on social media and/or video games for too long. It can also be an insult.

You've been online for too long, go outside and touch grass.

by Tr45h May 22, 2022

.9.Touches.9.

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 24, 2025

touching tongue's with Olivia

A metaphor for an addiction with something, something that is ugly but easy, but you wont give it up, but you don't want people seeing you abusing it.

Oh my, hes touching tongue's with Olivia again.
So painful to watch, but he can't stop it

by paggywaggygumdrops February 6, 2023

National Day of not touching me the cojones

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch

National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april

by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019

Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality

Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."

by GreenPlad April 19, 2022

the orgasmic touch

When a woman is receiving pleasure by a finger and her climax makes her spring into the air like she is have a seizure.

Todd: I just fingered Milly so hard that she had the orgasmic touch and screamed.
John: Nice, man!

by Poopcicle July 13, 2014