John thomas

Penishe

He whipped out his john thomas so as to pee

by Cynomane June 19, 2023

Thomas

kinda gay kinda artistic kinda horny
based tho

shut up Thomas no one loves you

by T_BOMB_ owo October 18, 2022

Thomas Fortin

The Best friend a girl/guy can have! A Really great bf he cares very deeply for the girl he's with!

Do you Know Thomas?
Thomas who?
Thomas Fortin He's my best friend and has been for a very long time!

by atlillian October 14, 2011

thomas kiefer

A person with an abnormally large penis. Usually averaging to about 7.6 inches. Made up of about 88% Badass and 12% Gamer.

Damn your so awesome you could be jut as cool as Thomas Kiefer, but we know that's highly unlikely

by TheRubyMatrix February 23, 2015

Thomas

A man with a very shy personality and who never talks. His brothday is March 10th.

Thomas is a shy boy.

by FurryTrash👌 May 10, 2018

thomas jolley

the sexiest guy you’ll ever meet, gorgeous, handsome everything. Thomas Jolley can be often referred to as a ‘sloth’ due to his beautiful n lively character. The sloth thomas jolley is often blind and as a result as to wear glasses. If you know a thomas jolley in your life make sure you become friends and stay friends as he is likely to become rich n hench in his adult years. Another term for thomas jolley is absolutely solid and a massive unit.

“Oh look it’s thomas jolley”
“what a beautiful specimen”

by kingsmenC January 22, 2020

Thomas

1. Blue tank engine (E2) that is the star of the TV show featuring his name. His theme song goes well with rap, too.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.

"Well, if it isn't Thomas the Tank Engine."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."

by Clutterofmass February 19, 2023