suck my fuck

A unisex phrase in lieu of "suck my dick", or "suck my balls". Now women and men alike can just say, "suck my fuck".

Girl: I hate you. You're so immature.
Boy: Suck my fuck. -leaves-

by YodRicA March 26, 2014

mark suck a bird

Mapping out the connections between people .surrendering ownership rights to the intellectual property, information that has been released, resold & used by others. putting you, your career or your family at risk.

mark suck a bird say people who trust me are dumb fucks

mark suck a bird made its billions by selling your information .

mark suck a bird want your phone number to sell to others

by drake mallard January 3, 2014

suck a fat one

Telling someone to seriously fuck off. Don't just go suck a dick, but suck a fat dick. Especially if it's a weak or lame thing that the guy did.

-- Hey man, I took some money off your dresser. Then a bunch of dudes at the bar talked me into buying rounds. I'll pay you back though, as soon as I get my next paycheck.

-- Dude, go suck a fat one!

by Mondo 9000 July 23, 2016

Suck my buttcheek!

A song written by Jenna Hall that goes

“Suck my buttcheek! Suck, suck my buttcheek!

Suck my buttcheek!

by Prettygirl_937 June 17, 2018

suck my fatty

To suck ones cock

Aye you, SUCK MY FATTY!!

by Fuckshizzcuntsss October 23, 2015

suck me dry

To give oral until the man is done or can no longer continue.

ay baby suck me dry til i die

by Weezyr May 3, 2006

Vans Triple Suck

To lose three consecutive games against the same individual or team in any given sporting event. This is the most degrading award that one can achieve.* Once a Vans Triple Suck is awarded it will not be forgotten and the recipient will face eternal ridicule, pain, and oppression.

Origin: Derived from the "Vans Triple Crown", the most prestigious surfing contest in the world.

"You just lost ping-pong 3 times in a row! HAhahaha Vans Triple Suck bitch!!!" HAHAHAHA

:(.......... (Recipient)

by Dr. SuckNBlow June 30, 2011