National be a bitch day

On national bitch day you have a pass to be a absolute bitch to anyone you see their are no exceptions girls can be a bitch too

National be a bitch day is the best because I get to be a bitch to anyone I want

by JaskoDoubleCool October 16, 2019

National Crackhead Day

September 4th; National Crackhead Day is a day where all the crackheads are in charge. School work should be kept to a minimum and the classrooms and lunch room should be chaos due to the crackheads. If you are getting in trouble for being a crackhead, tell them it’s against the law and go home.

Crackhead: sksksksk and i oop sksksk i dropped my hydroflasksksksksksksksk

Teacher: sksksk go to the principals office.

Crackhead: and i oop

(National Crackhead Day is a day where crackheads unite for mass chaos)

by sksksksk42069 August 17, 2019

National Rape Day

This isn't real, and if you think this shit is funny then fuck off because you're the damn problem. To all the horny men out there that think rape is funny, i hope you learn your lesson real fast because thinking rape is fun and funny is so disrespectful!

Guy- "It's national rape day today, we might see someone get raped"
Another person- "And you're excited for that? What the hell is wrong with you?!"

by kitsune15 April 15, 2021

National Dick Day

As a bunch of people know, national grab ass day is April 11th. Boys and girls will grab other gender or same of asses. Another day is Dick day, where girls grab men’s dick out of nowhere and walk away. This gets men turned on, for dick day, and taken or not. DO IT!

“Hey (someone’s name) go grab his dick, it’s National Dick Day!”

by Olive12 May 24, 2018

National Clingy day

The day where the boys get to hangout with their girlfriend for as long as they want to

Gf: Why are you so fukin clingy to day
Bf: Its national clingy day, deal with it

by BigChopDaddi November 7, 2019

National Karl Day

On May 3 it is national Karl day to support Karl from mr beast because he didn’t ruin mr beast

Yo did you hear that May 3 is National Karl Day

by VinDog2 April 28, 2021

National Psychogenik Month

National Psychogenik Month is observed during September. The purpose of it is to celebrate Psychogenik and her birthday.

Vegans get an entire month, so Psychogenik decided that she can too. She chose the month of Semptember to represent National Psychogenik Month.

by nmcnl September 1, 2023