french ziplock bag

When you fill a bag with shit and throw it at a friend as a prank

I just threw a French ziplock bag at this smelly pirate hooker when I was crossing the street it was so funny she was covered in shit

by Chocolate watermelon rain June 5, 2014

The French Eiffle Tower

The French Eiffel Tower is a Huge tower of when it was build in 1889

OMG! regarde c'est le The French Eiffle Tower

by TommyDictionary June 9, 2022

french onion soup

French onion soup is the most delicious mouth watering poosy wet (jokes please submit) amazing food you’ll ever taste.

If you don’t like soup , cheese, onions or croutons your missing out i’m sorry

“did you try the french onion soup? gawd damn.”

by zooanimalyay February 23, 2022

french fried skunk

a delicious fried treat eaten by hillbillies and gourmet cuisine connoisseurs alike. for this recipe you will need two skinned and cleaned skunks. make sure to clean out the scum.

wowzers! sarah really does love her french fried skunk!

by isabeela December 11, 2019

A Cold French Fry

(also known as A Cold Fry) can be used for a man's penis, a quick fuck, or simply casual sex.

Hey Phil, can you give me a cold french fry in the bathroom?

by The Tall Deal October 25, 2011

You're probably french

A way to instantly discredit anyone's argument.

Person 1: True communism has never been tried, capitalism is evil.
Person 2: You're probably french

by flippnflop November 7, 2021

Purple French Toast

When a girl with red pancake and a girl with blue waffle makes love by scissoring.

Guy 1: Did you hear Tiffany nailed Brittany last night?
Guy 2: Doesn't Tiffany have blue waffle?
Guy 1: Yeah, what's worse is Brittany has red pancake.
Guy 2: Those two probably made some homemade Purple French Toast together.

by Dr. Anonymous Ph.D October 21, 2012