When you use a sawzall with a dildo head to insert into a vagina for pleasure at 3,000 strokes per minute.
by Ceilinyoass November 17, 2020
Get the Christmas Uzi mug.1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!
Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!
Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.
Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.
by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025
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Get the Green Christmas mug.Christmas Walk of Shame is when you leave your parents house the day after Christmas. In pajamas at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, you walk to your car with all your unwrapped gifts. Usually, feeling down (and broke) because Christmas is over. Most of the time this includes a hangover.
"Look at that family doing the Christmas Walk of Shame."
"Ok, Mom, we are out. Thanks for everything. We are about to do the Christmas Walk of Shame."
"Ok, Mom, we are out. Thanks for everything. We are about to do the Christmas Walk of Shame."
by PseudoMte December 28, 2011
Get the Christmas Walk of Shame mug.A holiday to celebrate something..... oh yeah its Jesus. On The christmas Day u spend half The Day waiting for your christmas presents to Come.
U eat food like a normal Day (dont know why u can survive without food for years for sure) and u drink to. When u get ur christmas presents u hade ben killing yourself for u realize its just a shirt or a toilet roll (sometimes its used toilet paper)
U eat food like a normal Day (dont know why u can survive without food for years for sure) and u drink to. When u get ur christmas presents u hade ben killing yourself for u realize its just a shirt or a toilet roll (sometimes its used toilet paper)
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