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Touched Cotton

The act of involuntary orgasming, for both man and women, when fully clothed.
We were making out and I had a raging hard on and before I knew it, I touched cotton.
by Bullseye69 May 14, 2009
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touch grass

A phrase used by Angry Teenagers during frustating moments while playing Fortnite.

This phrase is used as a slur against Fortnite players.
Touch grass you're so dogwater!
by Baltic._ October 18, 2024
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sack touch

When a male or female exhibit behaviors that portray them to be light in the loafers.

Also can be used for someone who is heterosexual with homosexual tendencies.
All the guys are going out tonight except Billy. He hung back with the ladies. What a sack touch.
by Jimmy 2-times February 18, 2017
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No Touch Knockout

The term No Touch Knockout refers to a prominent martial arts scam technique which advertises a "no touch knockout master"'s ability to knock someone asleep with "magical powers" , "ancient energy techniques" or anything synonymous with those examples. This martial arts scam is less prominent nowadays, however it still happens on a shallow basis.
B : "have you heard of this new guy named Steven Seagal? He's such a great Aikidoka"
J : "he's probably just some no touch knockout master. "
by Тимофей March 24, 2023
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imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

UMMMM... WTF WHY'D YOU SEARCH THIS???!!! (it means clapping someone in their balls or cheeks)
imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

nah but seriously, stop it. get some help. you're weird for searching this.
by TheRedDinoSaur December 29, 2024
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Touching The Tortoise

Touching the tortoise- masturbation

My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them
by WillyMaster1001 November 4, 2023
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