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Dylan

A person who only cares about themself and can’t keep a relationship worth their life
Damn they’re acting like Dylan
by They<3me November 15, 2023
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Dylan

Dylan is kind. He is gentle even though he pretends not to care about details he is worrisome about the people who matter to him. Know that he cares if he pays attention. Sometimes hes generally confused emotionally so you might need to help him along. But if you are patient he is so kind and gentle. If you wait for him to grow as a person you have found the perfect man who will fight for you if needed and would protect you. He also believes in you. Dylan is better than a Disney prince because hes real and he cares. He just has a verry hard time expressing and realizing how much he cares! Give him time and a little nudge and he will blossom. Give him a chance and you will learn to live him.

Also 😉😉😉 hes got it going on! If u know what I mean.
Wow dylan I didnt know you were such an amazing guy!
by crazy art March 1, 2020
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Dylan

A fucking bitch ass little boy who gives his opinion on ur snap story every day and then starts a fight and says twenty min later I’m sorry I didn’t mean to start something earlier I actually think ur pretty cool and I just can’t tell when ur joking or being serious when he totally just degrading u and so many other women :)
Stop being suck a fucking Dylan u twat
by Happy-appy July 31, 2020
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Dylan

Literal definition of annoying. They think so highly of themselves and the only thing that matters is their grades. They suck at flirting which is partly the reason that they don't have a girlfriend. They have no social life. Like literally NOTHING. They want to go to Harvard or Princeton and be the school's valedictorian. Big dreams for such a pathetic person.
Person 1: I heard that Dylan's trying to shoot his shot with Grace.
Person 2: That's pathetic.
Person 3: I know right, I wanna film his ass getting rejected.

Person 4: This is gonna go viral!
by an average girl March 16, 2020
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Dylan Joel

Dylan Joel is the most handsomest, sexiest Man alive. He has charm that would knock you right out of your socks.
When you look into his eyes you wish you could give the moon, the stars, and the world.

He is kind, caring, sweet but also brave, tough and strong minded.

He's so funny and silly, time spent with him is the bestest time you will ever spend in your life.
Also he belongs to Ivana Giani
Person 1: There goes Dylan Joel, the sexiest Man alive
Person 2: Ugh, I wish I was Ivana
by Ivvy_ November 22, 2021
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Dylan Swerdlow

friend 1: dude i heard that dude pulled a total dylan swerdlow
friend 2: ewwww, thats so nasty man hes gonna get aids
by RBMBstoner June 18, 2018
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Dylan

Dylan is the best human to ever exist, they'll make you feel happy all the time and never fail to make you extremely comfortable. They are the definition of perfection and can make a bad day instantly a great one just by talking to them. They are the funniest person ever and without fail put a smile on your face. They are also the most hot n sexy person in existence and will always be the hottest person in the room
by the biggest simp ever to exist December 24, 2021
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