band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.

by 1Head January 29, 2021

African Bush Aids

A highly contagious disease that originated in California in the 1980s

Did you hear about Becky she recently got back from Cali and contracted African bush aids while there

by Bekromorphis February 9, 2019

Aids

1. Someone who engages in various sexual activities with numerous men/women
2. Rappers who claim they "fuck new bitches" everyday

Kayla: 🎶 " Cause I Fuck New Bitches Everyday!!" 🎶
Lily: *Sings along with beat* "In these cases you have aids!"

by Aesthetic Trash May 1, 2018

tour aids

A band touring, when suddenly illness kick in.

Itchy concrete eyeballs and razor throat. Clogged nostrils and stiffass neck. Tour aids sets in!

by Pebbel September 8, 2009

Cupertino Kool-Aid

When someone is absolutely convinced that iPhones are the only smartphone option, iPads are the only tablet in the market, and Macs or Macbooks are the only laptop worth considering, they have drank the Cupertino Kool-Aid (also known as the "Apple juice".

Derrick is seriously obsessed with his Apple products. He considers Android users as sub-human. The boy has really drank the Cupertino Kool-Aid.

by ViperGeek February 26, 2024

AIDS

A word you say when you laugh at something but you can’t say gay or else the girl next to you will call you a homophobic person for using gay as an insult.

Hey that’s really ga- “All girls in the room looks at you” gave me aids.

Hahahahaha omg this thing is really giving me aids.

by Theepicconvertable April 25, 2021

AIDS

1. A cute and funny nickname to call your friend named Aidan, Aiden, Adyn, etc.

2. An STI.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about AIDS?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard he got AIDS."
Person 1: "Damn, poor AIDS."

by Dr. AIDS A. April 16, 2024