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Noob

A person, that usually has recently begun doing an activity for the first time. People that can do the same activity better in general can give this title to people worse than them.
A noob has beat me with a cod.
by benix134*2 November 17, 2021
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noob

Man you acting like a noob right now, I should call you Keanu!
by UsrNox December 6, 2021
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noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
by Sexydimma July 4, 2012
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Noob

A noob, an online player who is new to an online community or game. These players often have no clue about what they're doing, and annoys everyone.
Player: Mate, jump over the wall not into it Noob!

Player: Connor04A Is a noob.
Player: Wrong bloody chat idiot!
by A noob. February 23, 2018
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Noob

Wrong: UGH HE KILLED ME HE IS A noob
Right: Oh are you a noob to this game?
by Peaches Plays June 7, 2020
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Slang for Cum, the fluid ejaculated during orgasm from the male's penis
Simultaneously w/ the full body spasm that rocked him off balance, his Cock let fly w/ surprising force as well as volume, huge gluey gobs of glistening pearlescent noob cartwheeling gracefully thru chilly air, quite like an act of trapeze, to splat smack up against the face and lips of his Cocksucker still down on bare knees, a face broadcasting shock proving his equal surprise to the abrupt achievement of the goal in their joint venture and subsequent delivery of the well deserved prize, this also w/ a scream that was both gutteral and primal, but served more like bells and whistles at a casino in the quiet still darkness to notify any perv that may, with risk, be lurking near, there were Jackpots to be won for those willing to play.
by sucker4spuge December 28, 2011
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Noob

A Noob is a new person to a game. Used typically in Roblox. If you are a Noob you don't want to learn how to play and like doing it your own way.
Look at Johal, he is such a noob, he doesn't even know how to play!
by Alien84 May 18, 2021
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