Mr. Kyle's Dad

He was a substitute in our highschool for many years. His name was Mr. Reid but he looks like Kyle so that is how he got the name. After the first time he accepted the fact that he was Kyle's father. But on October, 15 he left our school for Huston, Texas. He will be greatly missed.

"Hi Mr. Kyle's Dad"

"Hi Kyle's friends"

by Fbi_Van October 16, 2019

Jacks Hot Dad

A really hot fat man who owns a tech company

Someone: Who do you like?
me: Jacks hot dad

by Mitchell4206911 December 23, 2020

Dead Beat Dad

Is a loser, Broke AF, liar, Fucking Ugly, Shitty at helping provide for there kid. Ghost the mother after giving him multiple chances, ironically has a kid with someone else and the baby’s wore born on the SAME DAY.

I’m sorry to say but you have a “dead beat dad”.

by Fred McBride May 22, 2021

Dad Battler (FNF)

A Dad Battler is a person who competitively plays Dad Battle on Friday Night Funkin' or Roblox FNF.

Hey bro I'm a Dad Battler (FNF).

by Daddy Dearest (FNF) April 27, 2021

rad dad bod

A person with the figure of a middle aged father, commonly with a beer gut. This may also include poorly kept facial hair.

Sure you'll work out. Dad you've had a rad dad bod for years and that won't change.

by Heating ice for water June 11, 2015

Plant Dad

People who live in an actual jungle, most likely a democrat and gay. If they're British they'd vote for the Green Party. Some of them are phoney fakes tho, imagine have to get artificial plants instead of real ones 🤮

"omg look at my room, im literally a plant dad lol"

by not a plant dad December 6, 2021

Dead beat dad

A cigarette that you let burn down to the filter without smoking or ashing it.

hey man you treatin your cig like a dead beat dad treats his children

by stoniebologna November 29, 2011