Business class asylum seeker

Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.

Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.

“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”

by Hellohew July 18, 2025

Dry age a steak in honey

When you get your purely sexual partners vaganal canal and fill it with honey and proceed to cook a ribeye steak until 175 degrees Celsius then cut the fat cap and dip the fat into your partner’s anus and honey filled vagina then eat it and poop it out into your partners mouth which is then what out into your most local kfc deep fryer and force feed anybody the poop steak honey amalgamation.

Yo yo yo BROJOB you know the new meta goon is to dry age a steak in honey

by CherryB0mb July 29, 2025

Hide And Seek

Hide and Seek is a game law enforcers play with criminals. It's like Cops and Robbers. You start off by murdering someone (let's say this is a joke for legal purposes but know that it isn't). Then you need to get rid of the body. I won't tell you how I do it because the fun comes from being creative (yeah this is a joke. Not really). So figure out the way you like to dispose of dead bodies. You'll get the hang of it if you play this game enough. I already mastered this game. Hahaha. After you kill the person and get rid of the body you will have less than a week until a loved one files a missing persons report. That's when the game begins. Hahaha. The law enforcers will be the seekers and the person you murdered will be the hider. You win by never getting caught. Have fun playing Hide And Seek!!!

Based off of my definition... Let's hope we never cross paths in a game of Hide And Seek. Only one of us will walk away if we play...

by Best User On Urban Dictionary October 11, 2025

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019

Charlie, the steak.

An game on App store on İOS is was lost media when 32-bit is removed on app store, the developer is currently find the game IPA file.

The game is becoming brutal every level

Well-done, medium, rare an raw.

İn raw, you can make charlie rip his eye and rip his tongue.

Person1: yo' did you see that steak game?

Person2: charlie, the steak.? brutal AF.

by n0tYUSUFXD August 9, 2024