the small group of mostly feminists that believe Amber Heard is innocent, despite the jury finding all her evidence to be fake and an audio recording of Heard admitting to hitting Johnny Depp. If a Johnny Depp supporter comments "#johnnydeppisinnocent or #amberturd or anything along those lines, most Heard simps will whine and comment under "Johnny Depp is a wife beater" before blocking the Depp supporter.
Person 1: I have made a goal to piss off as many Amber Heard simps as I can.
A FEW DAYS LATER
Person 2: How is your goal going?
Person 1: Good! I've gotten blocked by 10 fan accounts!
A FEW DAYS LATER
Person 2: How is your goal going?
Person 1: Good! I've gotten blocked by 10 fan accounts!
by your.mom.sheesh June 06, 2022
A person who loves or wants to be railed by the character Sasori from Naruto. To be fair who wouldn't? Have you SEEN him? After he crawled out of the puppet he calls 'Hiruko' he is hot as f u c k.
soulmate one: "OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THAT ONE NARUTO CHARACTER THATS A PUPPET??"
soulmate two: "uhhh yeah isn't he a puppet?"
soulmate one: "YEAH HE IS, god I want him to rail me <3"
soulmate two: ".... does he even have a dick?"
soulmate one: "it doesn't even matter, I'm too much of a Sasori simp."
soulmate two: "uhhh yeah isn't he a puppet?"
soulmate one: "YEAH HE IS, god I want him to rail me <3"
soulmate two: ".... does he even have a dick?"
soulmate one: "it doesn't even matter, I'm too much of a Sasori simp."
by Sasorisimppp March 18, 2021
by sissyBussy November 14, 2020
Boy 1: Omg I just gifted 50 subs to Pokimane
Boy 2: Dude why would you do that, it’s stop simping September
Boy 2: Dude why would you do that, it’s stop simping September
by leehoolia August 28, 2020
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He is quite the simp! We know this because Aqua is a confirmed furry (as seen in multiple occasions) and also was a staff member. Being a staff member makes Wolfox simp you because he is a suck-up.
Wolfox is an aqua simp.
Agreed!!!
Agreed!!!
by the peepee poopooman April 14, 2021
1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.
2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.
2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.
Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.
by simpsquadbb4lyfe April 04, 2022