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ass-rule

A rule of which is never actually defined or warrented, a rule pulled out of thin air, or ones ass.

Ass ruler: "I can't stand you being in the house all the time, goodmorning go away!"

Ass ruler: "No you can't go over to a friends house twice in one week, I want to be able to keep an eye on you (as much as I hate you)"

Being a rule that has a double standard and is thought up on the spot it has been pulled from ones ass, therefore being an assrule.

"Dad I just downloaded World of Warcraft"

the father being too disgusted with his son to say anything blurts out

"New rule bed time at 7 oclock!"

ASSRULE!!!!!!
"She has no reason to tell me not to go outside she can't even stand it when I'm in the same room as her. She's making up an ass-rule."
by Taylor Chier December 9, 2008
mugGet the ass-rulemug.

no rules football

Its a game of Aussie rules football played by a group of kids/teens on the street or road, less all the rules...and less the blood rule. Basically do anything you are physically capable to stop the opponent and get the footy through the goals and if there's blood...well the game doesn't stop
We played the bastards hard and we scored 2 goals but my busted ribs are killing me and I wish me ruddy nose would stop bleeding, my mums gonna kick my ass if she finds out i been playing no rules football again, better say i fell off my skateboard.
by Bugga April 4, 2006
mugGet the no rules footballmug.

Rule-D

There is Nothing that can't be Denied.
Me and my Baboons? Broad Daylight? 100 Witnesses,Video? It Wasn't Me,Yo.Rule-D.
by Waboa February 15, 2009
mugGet the Rule-Dmug.

BREAKING THE RULES

the song that plays when you break the rules in roblox, you end up getting fucked by admins though.
by robloxmaster101 May 26, 2018
mugGet the BREAKING THE RULESmug.

river rule

An imaginary river is around your group, conversation, building/house, messages, etc.. Everything said or done inside this "river" stays in it.

Kinda like what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
"Hey Jess, I gotta tell you something."
"Ok, shoot!"
"River Rule is now in effect, ok? This is serious."
by BatmanOfTheOpera March 2, 2015
mugGet the river rulemug.

Safety Rule

To be safe you must be with Carlos.
Girl : Im going out.
Friend: Alone? You know the Safety Rule.

Girl: You're right, ill text him right now.
by SacaMocos March 11, 2020
mugGet the Safety Rulemug.

Rule 4E

An cousin to Rule 34. Simply stated: If something has even the slightest nonhuman features, somewhere in the internet there is someone ready to identify as that or sleep with it.
"I drew my OC with a bunny tail once and suddenly now I'm seeing people dress up as her at Furry Cons..."
"Sorry, but you should have known it was going to fall under Rule 4E."
by Joybane February 23, 2021
mugGet the Rule 4Emug.

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