Daughter: *Makes healthy snack*
Dad: "Hey want me to go get some kfc?"
Daughter: "I just made this health snack that contains two of my five a day tho..."
Dad: "Thicc RIP"
Dad: "Hey want me to go get some kfc?"
Daughter: "I just made this health snack that contains two of my five a day tho..."
Dad: "Thicc RIP"
by Some Scottish Cunt July 23, 2019

joe: yo siivagunner uploaded another song rips
grand dad: omggg yayyyaayayusywavdbbghasbgdvvhgsaedjmahyfyfhjsad
grand dad: omggg yayyyaayayusywavdbbghasbgdvvhgsaedjmahyfyfhjsad
by blagagaahagahsguhfgdtbewfbcvfq April 24, 2025

Mike: Ew Jack that shit tastes like a cigarette butt wtf..
Jack: Your straight boss you gotta take them suicide rips for the buzz sometimes
Jack: Your straight boss you gotta take them suicide rips for the buzz sometimes
by 860boy February 4, 2018

by real ass foo February 7, 2021

A Dick Ripping Guitar Solo. A guitar solo so amazing you arch your back as if your dick is being ripped off.
by PandaStar August 1, 2022

Meaning r.i.p (rest in piece). Also something said when someone has ‘bad news’ and you don’t know what to say but wanna share your condolences.
Friend: “Man my wifi went out during a match and now I have a 3 minute penalty”
Other friend: “oh rip”
Other friend: “oh rip”
by mercyjoemama.com November 23, 2021

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.
HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.
HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.
JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"
TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"
"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"
TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"
"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"
by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020
