ripped jerky

When you don't score at the bar and come home and do a little jerk

Paul didn't have any luck with the ladies at the bar and ripped jerky when he got home

by Jerky Boyz 4 Life July 25, 2025

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rip

literally the best reply to anything unfortunate

guy 1: sorry bro cant come to the party
guy 2: rip

by BilalofShifa April 12, 2021

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Rim Rip

When engaged in oral pleasure of the anal variety, and your partner passes gas (a flatulence occurs) into your mouth. Can be used in combination with "Ghosting".

I totally rim ripped Jillian last night. Had to pop in a tic tac after though.

by BackdoorSauce September 4, 2016

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Rip

Meaning r.i.p (rest in piece). Also something said when someone has ‘bad news’ and you don’t know what to say but wanna share your condolences.

Friend: “Man my wifi went out during a match and now I have a 3 minute penalty”

Other friend: “oh rip”

by mercyjoemama.com November 23, 2021

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THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.

JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"

by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020

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Thicc Rip

To be used to describe a moment of great suffering

Daughter: *Makes healthy snack*
Dad: "Hey want me to go get some kfc?"
Daughter: "I just made this health snack that contains two of my five a day tho..."
Dad: "Thicc RIP"

by Some Scottish Cunt July 23, 2019

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