rice lover

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omg...it's the rice lover!!!

by WENDY February 3, 2005

Rice

Realy idiotic car enthusiast. (R.I.C.E)

A guy who often puts ugly and unnecessary things like overdid spoilers on a car, and thinks that it's the best thing ever, when really it's not.

''Yo, you see that civic over there, that's so rice i'mgonna puke.''

''Why does people rice their cars, they can't like that shit, right?''

by I_Hate_Ricers April 6, 2017

Paper Rice

Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.

Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!

Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...

Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!

by Gumbly Simpson August 7, 2022

Rice Anxiety

Anxiety caused by the fear that one has not ordered enough white rice in their Chinese food order.

"Debating whether to get three or four orders of rice with my two orders of Kung Pao chicken is giving me rice anxiety."

by Minty P December 24, 2024

Rice Emperor

A drunk fucker:
A person who over drinks like an emperor and usually fucks people over. Rice is an idiom for fucking from the Chinese 炒飯 which can be used as both a verb (to fry rice) or a noun (fried rice.) It is used in China and Taiwan to mean sex or have sex.

Did you hear what Jamie did last night? He slashed his mother's tires. He's a real rice emperor.

by LastNameFirstName July 21, 2022

shrimpy rice

A literal god upon food.

Shrimpy rice tastes so god you shouldn’t eat it it has arises into sentience

by Shrimp rice October 16, 2021

B-rice Qake

the Sexiest bad ass alive. Often seen drinking black velet or vodka seen Often with a Magoo

B-rice Qake is looking sexy today

by B-rice Qake 420 December 29, 2011