Poseidon’s Dick

When you are pooping and it’s so long that when you pinch it off it slides down the back side of your ball sack.

Jesus dude I took such a big shit I got touched by Poseidon’s Dick!

by Gnaja April 1, 2025

Pokedoll

A line of Pokemon plushies started in 2002, and they're still being made today. They are usually chibified versions of the original Pokémon with a special tag on them.

"Have you got the new pokedoll?" said the school boy.
"Sure do," replied his friend.

by Sirgallade April 8, 2025

Poser

A word invented by music-nazis (Especially in metal) to refer to someone who likes a song or a band that the music-nazi doesn't like.

"Man, you like Wind Rose? That's some poser shit right there" "Shut up dude, I know you had sex with your sister yesterday."

by Warpztone Lova April 22, 2025

Poseidon’s Breeze

A close relative of Poseidon’s Kiss, this is the exhilarating feeling of refreshingly cool, semi-moist air circulating your anushole after flushing the toilet while still sitting upon it.

I was having a fucked-up day until I went to sit down for a grumpy shit and was blessed with Poseidon’s Breeze tantalizing my butthole.

by Pete My Meat June 14, 2025

poser

Derived from the judgmental label "poseur", this word with obvious origins and usage attributed to Canada is most often used by hosers, and a recent influx of wanna-be posers. See also: insecure losers.

*Browses recently taken face pics on camera*

Attractive model: "Noooo, you didn't get me at the right angle!"
Obnoxious Canadian: "Poser"

Everyone else: "..."

by H8UsCozTheyAnus July 15, 2025

Posebil

A fat Bengali man from Chattogram, Bangladesh. He’s a fan of Barca and Lewandowski. He is obsessed with Harry Kane and Luis Suarez. He spends most of his day on X (Twitter) crying and complaining about various topics.

Do you want to play football? Nah I’m Posebil.

by CryJeet September 15, 2025

Poser

A poser is a little bitch who acts like they know and associate with something(a piece of media) when they really don't know anything about it. They like to make it their whole personality but when you ask them the most simple of questions about it they suddenly can't remember or "interacted with it a looong time ago"

Yeah I know you don't really like anime you trend hopping dick riding dork

"Omg I loooooveeee being emo haha cut my life into pieces!!! Omggg I'm literalllyyyy gonna cut myself hawhahwhaw."
"Oh my god you fucking poser."

by SPYDER234 November 19, 2025