A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)
Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.
by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

by crazyahhlittleman October 18, 2025

by Nykimeow July 21, 2021

by Plumber Mario February 13, 2018

translates into having a few or more drinks before you head out to the bars for the night, thus lessening your bar tab, and making all the shots, combos consumed later go down much more easily.
by sean_amadon July 9, 2010

When you defecate In a condom, tie the end and place it in the freezer until frozen. Now take frozen shit inside the condom and fuck your self with it
by LG2TrappyTiles December 7, 2023

by River bend bender November 18, 2023
