short shaft

Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!

I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft

by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018

short

this fanz dude in a discord server im in

"yo fanz your a dwarf and short"

by E12Complex February 12, 2024

short deaf and blind

cameron

yes cameron is short deaf and blind

by useyourrealnameyoushould October 12, 2022

Short kid

A kid that makes dumb ass jokes and is usually named hayden he’s very self conscious and deletes jokes that could get him made fun of

“Oh my god hayden is such a short kid he’s so self conscious.”

by Cumswallower September 18, 2021

“Short” guy

A below average guy who is ratchet in relationships

Girl is fine but she’s stuck on “short” guys

by Debo68 May 20, 2019

ettin shorts

A type of street light in the shape of an L and a pipe.

The house in Six Farnsworth Avenue has ettin shorts.

by heagheueppon October 21, 2022

Short People Day

Every September 22nd short people get their time to shine!
Anyone under the height of 4'11 get to celebrate and punch their tall friends without repercussions

Billy: Haha youre so short
Bobby: You cant say that to me! Its short people day!

by Qualex6 September 22, 2022