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Alabama

My name because my parents are assholes
Rando: Your name is Alabama?

Me: yeah..
Rando: like the state?
Me: yeah
Rando: oh, so like.. do you kiss your cousin?
Me: *dissapointed pikachu face*
by Ahaha lol June 5, 2020
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Alabama Twinkie

A sexual power-move akin to that of the Alabama Hot Pocket with the twist of the fecal receptacle being the penis instead of the vagina. TL;DR Shitting in a man's pee-hole.
My friend made his wife an Alabama Hot Pocket. She returned the favor by giving him an Alabama Twinkie for dessert.
by TwerkingPandaMonkey April 16, 2021
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Alabama Ringer

A sex move where a female sits on a mans face and maybe jolting vibrations like an alarm clock
Damn, my cousin Matilda game me the hottest Alabama ringer
by M-RetinaDis-PlayJ69 June 14, 2018
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The Alabama challenge

When you fuck you're sister in the ass and she helps you finish on you're cousin
Last night me and my sister did the Alabama challenge
by Big dick ashley October 16, 2025
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Alabama Backflip

When you're fucking your sister while driving your Chevy S10, but it's too distracting, so you flip your truck.
Bro did you hear how Jerry died? I heard he hit that Alabama backflip.
by Skipperdoodle March 16, 2025
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Alabama

Alabama is a southern US state with a dark past of segregationism.
While the racism has decreased since the 1960s, it's still one of the more social conservative states, being one of the more anti abortion states in the union alongside Mississippi.
White and black people from Alabama are mostly christians (usually baptists). Black Alabama democrats, while still on the left in various matters, are usually less progressive than their northern peers in some hot buttom social issues.
Cities like Birmingham and Huntsville are less conservative, that's where most white democrats in the state live.

White people from Alabama are usually stereotyped in two groups:
- Suburban southerns, usually evangelical and supportive of economic conservatism. Nowadays some of them are more moderate.
- Rural southerns, sometimes called rednecks, who are socially conservative but prefer conservatism with a populist flavor. They love Trump.
Alabama is where the Marshall Space Flight Center is located.
by morfantatminin November 21, 2024
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Alabama time capsule

When a male family member, belonging to the older generation (father/grandfather), ejaculates inside a female member of the same family, and then a family member belonging to a youger generation (son/daughter) feasts on the semen.
Mom: Im working overtime i cant be on the family reunion.
Daughter: Oh, thats unfortunate. I was really hoping we were gonna do an ALABAMA TIME CAPSULE tonight.
by IeatHDMIcables March 6, 2023
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