Muddle Muscle

1. noun, Triceps Brachii used for the crushing motion in certain cocktails like the sugar in an Old Fashioned or the mint in a Mojito.

Bartender: I made fucking mojitos all day, my muddle muscle's killing me.

by funniestman February 17, 2015

wine muncher

A man that only eats ( sucks off/ blows) dick

Jim: Do you think bobs gay
Timmy: Nahh
Jim: hes a wine muncher
Bob: *shlurp*

by WatchMeWhipNowWatchMeNaeNae May 6, 2015

neck muscle

some one who says or does something that makes them look stupid.

Shut up jack, you neck muscle!

by tommy_kingston January 14, 2016

Fuck Muscle

A male reproductive organ used to have sexual intercourse.

Random A: I 've put my fuck muscle inside plenty of women.

by Cliqe January 20, 2016

fucker muncher

When a person has sex with a person wearing edible underwear.

Gwen: I tried to be a little kinky last night, so I bought these edible underwear and wore them. Who knew my man was a fucker muncher? Oh well!

by Da Ble3ps April 10, 2016

phone muscles

Phone Muscles- the cowardly act of telling someone over the phone, or computer either by text, social media, or verbal communication what you would not say in person ..

After the confrontation at the party Jackie used her phone muscles to tell the women she was a bitch.

by Almamomama August 18, 2016

slug-muncher

Someone who has a tendency to place themselves in relationships where the male counterpart has a large thick member not dissimilar to the shape of a slug.

"That girl Sarah is such a slug-muncher, her boyfriend Kyle has a massive slug."

by Therealted August 10, 2016