mountain martians

The worst shitposter ever. Never makes videos.

Todd : Hey, when's the last time mountain martians uploaded.

Mark : 6 years.

by Mountain Martians July 15, 2021

Mountain pac

A pound of marijuana weighed out to 455. Usually done to account for any weight missing due to giving out samples and or loss of water weight.

Johnnys got mountain pacs on deck all day.

by Tromboneplaya October 11, 2023

Splash Mountain

When the shit in the porta potty becomes a mountain and the water splashes your ass

Dude I just got a splash mountain in the porta potty

by Construction workers May 1, 2020

Merry mountain

The act off festively decorating a dog pile of gay men with each other’s penises in each others anuses

Man 1:Hey do you wanna come make a merry mountain with me and some friends

Man 2: what the fuck is a merry mountain

by jjjenther July 23, 2025

Little cream mountain

Place where you stick your face when told by upperclassmen

Look for the surprise in the little cream mountain

by LCM1 November 17, 2017

Jackass mountain

A mountain in America

I acted like a jackass on jackass mountain.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

mountains of caucuses

It refers to a white person because they are mutations and come from nowhere. So when a white person tells you to go back to where you came from you tell them...

Go back to the mountains of caucuses bitchhhh

by Coolyourbeansdude April 8, 2023