I'm a Moose

I don't mind. Casual way of suggesting one's uncaring thoughts on a matter.

"Hey dude what do you wanna do later?"
"I don't know man, I'm a Moose."

by Higgs66 February 8, 2017

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Me Ma Moo

When you find someone so spicy and sexy that you get a fat boner. The boner is so fat that you somehow got the person pregnant.

*sexy person passes sam*
sam:" Omg that person is a Me ma moo

by Me ma moo maker November 22, 2021

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Given to the highest rank of a person nicknamed Moose. This person is a great man in every way whether it’s sports, comedy or in the bedroom. It takes years to achieve the status of a Master Moose. Master Moose is typically a nickname for someone named Mustafah.

Hes been trying to hard to be a Master Moose. Maybe it’s because his name doesn’t have an H at the end!

by mosesmalone2424 November 23, 2021

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Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position where the male rides the female from behind(like a sled) but simultaneously rams her anus(like a moose) with both his hands in the shape of a cup with the bottom of the palms together but the fingers away from eachother and the male stretches out her anus until she submits or taps out

Last night I performed a perfect Canadian Moose sled on Taylor

by Cumjar December 2, 2020

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Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position in which the male is riding the female from behind(like a sled) but the male is simultaneously ramming her anus(like a moose) with his hands in the shape of a cup where the bottom of the palms are together and the male proceeds to stretch the females anus until she submits by saying “what is this all aboat”(say it like a Canadian)

I performed a perfect Canadian Moose Sled last night on Taylor

by Cumjar December 2, 2020

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