March 27

National grow a moustache day

To all the weak men and most women if u are unable to grow a moustach that day by 23:37 then their tall friend could hit them round the head yelling 'I LIKE UR CUT G!'

Yo Jack
yeah yeah
U know what day it is
march 27-
*Slaps Jack hard roumd the head*

by moustacheman27 March 10, 2021

march 11

international “don’t come to somebody’s house empty handed”

- my mom invited me to her house for kugel.

- noice but it’s march 11, you gotta bring mini tomatos there

by thebestdefiniotist March 10, 2021

14 March

National ask your crush out day!

Emma: Hey Jordan, Will you go out on a date with me?
Jordan: Why are you asking?
Emma: Because it's the 14 March, National ask your crush out day!

Jordan: I- I- I'm.. Your crush?
Emma: Yep! So, Will you go out with me?
Jordan: Of Course, I've been waiting for you to ask me this for so long!
Emma: Yay!!

by Daryna Popach March 14, 2021

March 22nd

The day you get to kiss ur bf/gf whenever you want to

Hey babe, it’s March 22nd, so you know what that means *kisses*

by pplove March 21, 2021

march 25th

the day where you're supposed to flirt with your crush. (Flirt with your crush day).

John: It's March 25th yk what that means
Bob: this is gonna be so awkward
John: Go on flirt with your crush

by Matty1010 March 23, 2021

March 23

Annoy your friends day

piss of your friends on march 23

by booty boy x Cory March 23, 2021

4th March

Everything in the world is £10 for my amazing girlfriend skye who is reading this right now xx<33 hehe

Skye: you have a £10 limit for my birthday I don’t like money being spend on me

Alfie: well it’s the 4th March so everything is £10 so ur gonna have the best birthday ever

by Alfie Dorken January 23, 2022