Vending Machine Drunk

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

by Anti-Texas March 15, 2010

Burl Machine

Any player with a flow making burls on a daily basis

dude john is a burl machine yo..he gets so much ass

by yo yo yo 56 August 26, 2010

Slot Machine Guy

An individual with one arm. The lone arm acting like a slot machine in a casino.

Dad: Hey, did you see the slot machine guy at the McDonalds?
Me: lol wtf

by Sicariuss July 03, 2021

milf machine

When a MLIF, drives around a PHAT ASS/ Badass Volkswagen.

Shawna, that premium milf looks fine as hell in that milf machine.

by PrettyParakeet November 19, 2020

za machine

A person that most likely has the name of Emmett, Josh, or Nick and is as random as it gets. They are weird and like to make the light skin face. They are very fun not because of there jokes but because of there stupidity

“You it emmet the za machine,”
“He is so fucking stupid”

by Blackniggaberry April 14, 2023

Anal machine

A type of machine that inserts and takes out dildos with great speed and agility to pleasure your taintiful needs.

“John, I can’t sit down because of the anal machine that we used last night”

by Yvng lean boi November 12, 2017

Machine Angel Ritual: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:Machine Angel Ritual: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025