This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.
Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018
Get the Nigerian Washing Machinemug. "mac machine" a word used to describe a money access center otherwise known as an ATM used to deposit or withdraw money from.
by metro-T January 27, 2025
Get the mac machinemug. Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.
by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023
Get the Rude Goldberg machinemug. by Nwnowmqow w December 10, 2019
Get the Dry washing machinemug. by BigDihDaddi September 3, 2016
Get the Truth Machinemug. Damn, I had no idea Pete could jump that high! That head fake really put him in the popcorn machine.
by johnarmorbingham March 15, 2024
Get the Popcorn machinemug. A person who is "salty" constantly. Or someone who is easily offended and expresses "saltlyness". (I will make you search up salty if you don't)
by Dontknowwhatpseudonymeans May 31, 2017
Get the salt machinemug.