Mac Salmon

Mac Salmons don't exist. They don't even sell those at McDonald's!

"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023

MACS

LITERALLY THE BEST PLACE, THE BEST COMMUNITY YOU CAN EVER BE IN.
People use it as a synonym for wholesomeness, perfection. Sometimes MACS is also used as an acronym for Most Aesthetical Creatures.
If you see someone from MACS, beware, and treat him/her with respect, especially if you're from ESM ;)

Tyson: WAAIT, is that guy from MACS? POGGERS
John: Yeah, you can tell just by looking at him. He's just perfect.
Tyson: HOLY FUCK WHAT A CHAD HE IS!!! IM FREAKING INTIMIDATED

by BRUHMOMENTXD November 24, 2020

big mac

the act of nutting on an artificial big titty bar mitzvah dancer

“Dude this mosh pit goes dummy hard”
“I know, I just big macked that girl over there”

by mclamp_ May 16, 2021

Mac

To hit an electronic cigarette other wise known as a “vape”,”nord”,”Juul”or”novo”.

Ex .1) scene:in the school bathroom

Friend .1:”look at my new Juul”
‘Another friend walks in’
Friend .2:”Hey bro, let me mac that”.
Friend .1:”you mean hit my juul”.
Friend .2:”yes,hurry before a teacher walks in”!

by Itsyourboylongtoes October 24, 2019

faggory mac fagface

It is known to men as a higher level of gayness. A higher level in class it is. Instead of saying highclass fag, you could say: you are faggory mac fagface.

Fag: OMG look at how she is dressed. This is soooo 2017! Ugh how could you dress like that.

Me: shut up! Faggory mac fagface!

by Reknak Lens October 18, 2018

Mac and samsters

Two girls at school called Mackenzie and Samantha. Mackenzie has brown hair and is 5”9 and Samantha has blonde hair and is 5”2. They are best friends and they live biology. They are always laughing and look like models

Person1: OH MY GOD HERE COMES MAC AND SAMSTERS !!!!

Person 2: I WISH I WAS THEM !!!!

by Maccapacca260505 December 14, 2020

mac

This guy is always ready to meet new people and go on adventure. Usually has a nice smile. Can be annoying, but it comes off endearing. The most open minded person you can ever meet. He’s careful with his words, yet bring his message across honest and not hurtful towards other people. He’s very easy to get along with, he will listen to you, understand you (also on a spiritual level!) and empathize with you. He’s the kind of guy to offer help without you asking for it. Be grateful to have his energy in your life, forreal.

Her: have you heard about that dude Mac?

Him: YES! That dude is great! I confessed a personal secret with him and he got me ice cream and told me he loved me no matter what.WHAT A GUY! :)
Her: oh my god I know right ! :D

by xxxhunterxxx November 22, 2021