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Mac Machine

Philadelphia area colloquialism for ATM, ass to mouth (fellatio performed immediately after anal sex)
That dirty slut was crazy, she's into Mac machines!
by Harm211 May 14, 2018
mugGet the Mac Machinemug.

Turtle Machine

A machine that displays or creates turtles, see computer
"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"

"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"
by Jeffi June 16, 2018
mugGet the Turtle Machinemug.

Machine gun

yo i was at this chicks house and she showed me her machine gun
by Zach16 October 26, 2017
mugGet the Machine gunmug.

Long Island Washing Machine

When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.
“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine
by asbesito May 4, 2023
mugGet the Long Island Washing Machinemug.

net-machines

www.net-machines.com
The prime of the internet, and a catalyst for eliteness and knowledge. Feared by many, abused by some, respected by all. Unrivalled in verbal engagement, and unbeatable in the same respect. Truly the cream of modern day ownage. See elite, leet, ownage, pimp.
This do0d from NM totally destroyed my pathetic ass on eplanet last night, while completely obliterating me verbally !
by www.net-machines.com May 28, 2003
mugGet the net-machinesmug.

Shifting Machine

A certain member of the LBC monkey house...the ultimate person to get the shift on a night out. A great woman to pull,as many a man of Long Beach will know,having fallen under her spell!
Hey,did you get the shift last night? You are some shifting machine!
by Dirty Little Shithead October 10, 2011
mugGet the Shifting Machinemug.

The Suicide Machines

Their name sounds like they will kill your family. They will not.
1: Whatcha listening to?
2: The suicide machines
1: Please don't hurt me
by subway572572 December 3, 2023
mugGet the The Suicide Machinesmug.

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