A Long Island Paint Job is the act of puking on (or in) a car due to a night of extreme consumption of alcohol. Initial phrase was created because of the after effects of Long Island Iced Tea or LIIT.
Example 1:
Chip: What happened to your car?
Russ: Cody and Logan gave it a long island paint job after pounding back all those LIITs at the bar.
Example 2:
Puke on the inside, puke on the outside - Long Island Paint Job.
Chip: What happened to your car?
Russ: Cody and Logan gave it a long island paint job after pounding back all those LIITs at the bar.
Example 2:
Puke on the inside, puke on the outside - Long Island Paint Job.
by TheGat51 November 09, 2009
The long shaft of the law is what you receive when you get caught slippin’ by the police.
It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.
Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.
It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.
Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.
The only way to assuredly avoid getting fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law is to never ever leave the safety of your constitutionally protected house, answer the door for, or talk to anybody.
by CurrentlyPooping September 04, 2021
When a man attempts the "pull out" method of contraception but waits too long before pulling out. The man ejaculates just as his penis is removed and bathes the woman's "clam", as is often done on Long Island.
I told him to pull out and not get any one me, but instead the schmuck gave me a Long Island clam bath.
Fuck dude, I gave her a Long Island clam bath, I hope she's not pregnant.
I waited too long, gave her the old Long Island clam bath.
Fuck dude, I gave her a Long Island clam bath, I hope she's not pregnant.
I waited too long, gave her the old Long Island clam bath.
by MP Oiler July 13, 2020
A common phenomenon many actors face, mostly child actors, when the public can only see them as their breakout role character, no matter how many other movies they do. Derived from Sixteen Candles character, Long Duk Dong, who was the first to face this phenomenon.
Jimmy: I just saw Gedde Watanabe's new movie, but I only see him as Long Duk Dong!
Jeff: Typical Long Duk Dong syndrome.
Jeff: Typical Long Duk Dong syndrome.
by Psuedonym McPseudonym Face January 30, 2017
The LDM (Long Distance Mistake) occurs when you see a pretty woman approaching and coming closer to you. The nearer/closer she gets, the more you see her and all the details of her body, face etc.
When you realize then that she is not that pretty as you thought before, you have been mistaken about her beauty seen from far away (long distance).
When you realize then that she is not that pretty as you thought before, you have been mistaken about her beauty seen from far away (long distance).
"Bro, look at that nice girl over there, such a beautiful woman!"
"True, let's getting her closer to us, to see more of her..."
"Nah man, she's not that hot, that was a LDM (Long Distance Mistake)!"
"True, let's getting her closer to us, to see more of her..."
"Nah man, she's not that hot, that was a LDM (Long Distance Mistake)!"
by Teutone1848 March 15, 2018
Lester is a funny person with a kind heart, although it may not seem so.
He comes to be a real gentlemen when dealing with woman and is usually good at maths.
He cherishes he many friends or Chad and probably has a liking in jojo, his sex life is often exciting and his penis is humongous, he doesn't respect people who have bigger balls then their penis.
Lester is shy when it comes to flirting but has loads of girl friends who want to share his cum.
He comes to be a real gentlemen when dealing with woman and is usually good at maths.
He cherishes he many friends or Chad and probably has a liking in jojo, his sex life is often exciting and his penis is humongous, he doesn't respect people who have bigger balls then their penis.
Lester is shy when it comes to flirting but has loads of girl friends who want to share his cum.
Lester Wong Long Yiu is fucking hot.
by Marcus Philips November 08, 2021
A try hard at call of duty
by MR.BLAHBLAH18 February 07, 2019