The long shaft of the law is what you receive when you get caught slippin’ by the police.
It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.
Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.
It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.
Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.
The only way to assuredly avoid getting fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law is to never ever leave the safety of your constitutionally protected house, answer the door for, or talk to anybody.
by CurrentlyPooping September 4, 2021
Get the Fucked by the Long Shaft of the Lawmug. When a man attempts the "pull out" method of contraception but waits too long before pulling out. The man ejaculates just as his penis is removed and bathes the woman's "clam", as is often done on Long Island.
I told him to pull out and not get any one me, but instead the schmuck gave me a Long Island clam bath.
Fuck dude, I gave her a Long Island clam bath, I hope she's not pregnant.
I waited too long, gave her the old Long Island clam bath.
Fuck dude, I gave her a Long Island clam bath, I hope she's not pregnant.
I waited too long, gave her the old Long Island clam bath.
by MP Oiler July 12, 2020
Get the Long Island clam bathmug. A common phenomenon many actors face, mostly child actors, when the public can only see them as their breakout role character, no matter how many other movies they do. Derived from Sixteen Candles character, Long Duk Dong, who was the first to face this phenomenon.
Jimmy: I just saw Gedde Watanabe's new movie, but I only see him as Long Duk Dong!
Jeff: Typical Long Duk Dong syndrome.
Jeff: Typical Long Duk Dong syndrome.
by Psuedonym McPseudonym Face January 29, 2017
Get the long duk dong syndromemug. A try hard at call of duty
by MR.BLAHBLAH18 February 6, 2019
Get the Heet (long hair dude)mug. Lester is a funny person with a kind heart, although it may not seem so.
He comes to be a real gentlemen when dealing with woman and is usually good at maths.
He cherishes he many friends or Chad and probably has a liking in jojo, his sex life is often exciting and his penis is humongous, he doesn't respect people who have bigger balls then their penis.
Lester is shy when it comes to flirting but has loads of girl friends who want to share his cum.
He comes to be a real gentlemen when dealing with woman and is usually good at maths.
He cherishes he many friends or Chad and probably has a liking in jojo, his sex life is often exciting and his penis is humongous, he doesn't respect people who have bigger balls then their penis.
Lester is shy when it comes to flirting but has loads of girl friends who want to share his cum.
by Marcus Philips November 8, 2021
Get the Lester Wong Long Yiumug. The LDM (Long Distance Mistake) occurs when you see a pretty woman approaching and coming closer to you. The nearer/closer she gets, the more you see her and all the details of her body, face etc.
When you realize then that she is not that pretty as you thought before, you have been mistaken about her beauty seen from far away (long distance).
When you realize then that she is not that pretty as you thought before, you have been mistaken about her beauty seen from far away (long distance).
"Bro, look at that nice girl over there, such a beautiful woman!"
"True, let's getting her closer to us, to see more of her..."
"Nah man, she's not that hot, that was a LDM (Long Distance Mistake)!"
"True, let's getting her closer to us, to see more of her..."
"Nah man, she's not that hot, that was a LDM (Long Distance Mistake)!"
by Teutone1848 March 15, 2018
Get the LDM (Long Distance Mistake)mug. One with Flawless long hair, who maintains his/her feature and uses it to gain advantage over the average short haired male or female in any shape way or form, and who uses his/her wonderful hair to its full advantage.. 'Long hair, Don't care' is for anyone with beautiful hair; Not caring how you rock your hair because his/her's will most likely be more better and stylish.
by Tamer Bekir (Creator) February 15, 2010
Get the Long Hair, Dont caremug.