July 8th

national prank your mother day, prank your mother and don’t go easy on her either.

it’s july 8th! i’m gonna prank my mom.

“hey mom i need to tell you something”
“what’s up?”
“im pregnant”
*brain explodes*

by alligatorsareawfullyweird July 8, 2025

The July Shits

When it’s mid-season, freezing and your coach is getting tired, sick of his cohort and is really grumpy.

“Don’t worry about Terry, he’s just got the July shits, mate”

by Make the right decision! July 28, 2025

Julie

Julie’s a great friend who likes some guy who doesn’t know who she is but she’s kind although she bullied her cousin it’s in the past she’s so hot and her friends worship her cuz of that and she’s gay

Julie is so gay

by My love is infinite March 2, 2022

julys

a little boy that hates it when people pronounce his name like the month instead of how its actually pronounced (joo-ly). he is asexual

julys is a weirdo

by jeulieeees June 17, 2024

July 6

National booty pic day

Oh shit!
N:what

?:it's July 6 I'm gonna ask for a booty pic

by Angel❤️ July 5, 2023

July 31st

National give any girl a hug and a kiss day

Girl: hey do you know what today is?
Boy: Yes!! July 31st and i chose you

by young tae July 31, 2022

Juli

A juli is a crazy person with good looks. She loves sushi and always listens to loud music. You might think that she`s very sweet from the outside, but be careful if you hurt her...

"Dude, last night i talked to the prettiest girl i`ve ever seen and cant stop thinking about the smart things she said."
"Oooh, be careful such perfect girls often turn out to be a Juli"
"I know, but i love that!"

by pipilongfucking February 26, 2022