when you are wearing skinny jeans and chuck taylor high tops during foreplay and they get tangled up when you try to take them off before sex
things were getting steamy with this girl and i got caught in a new jersey death trap and fell over breaming her tv ruining the mood
by ash catsup March 31, 2022
Get the new jersey death trapmug. Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.
I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
Get the New Jersey Window Washermug. When you order your food from a sub or burrito spot and you're asked too many damn questions or they keep forgetting what you already answered.
"and you said lettuce and cheese?" no, I said no cheese and pickles. "what kind of bread again?" . -Damn, that place be Jersey Mike'in too much.
by helloerik88 September 24, 2020
Get the Jersey Mike'inmug. Originating in New Jersey, the Jersey Sneeze is the act of performing an obnoxiously loud and over the top sneeze that can be heard from a long distance. They know what they are doing, they simply don’t care. It’s a Jersey thing.
by deezwhiskey February 21, 2025
Get the Jersey Sneezemug. The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.
Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."
Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024
Get the Jersey Home Runmug. a mega whore who fucks as many athletes (football players, basketball players, etc) so when they're famous the jersey hunter can say i slept with him!! also to spread STDs. Jersey hunters are primarily found in college
Cassie: oh heyy, ur really good at basketball... wanna fuck
Jalaan: well ok
...
Jalaan: oh shit herpes!!!!
George: damn dud u shouldnt have boinged Cassie she's a jersey hunter man
Jalaan: well ok
...
Jalaan: oh shit herpes!!!!
George: damn dud u shouldnt have boinged Cassie she's a jersey hunter man
by crazyknowledge79 January 2, 2011
Get the jersey huntermug. by Wise Man of much Wisdom May 8, 2022
Get the Come now jersey cowmug.