tit bag

someone in the gaming world that cries like a titty baby.

stop crying like a baby you tit bag.

by 4play! October 21, 2007

tits up

Total Unconsciousness. a term used in the military to describe the final stages of several medical conditions (heat exhaustion, heat stroke, chemical exposure, etc.) Also called tango uniform using the military radio phonetics. "Tits up" is the slang version.

You'll go tits up if you don't get injected with atropine within 10 minutes of exposure.

by goopup February 4, 2006

Tits Magee!

1. A phrase used to exclaim the amount of anguish just recieved from someone's act.

2. A person (mostly female) with extrordinary tits (also known as boobs, breasts, chesticles, etc.)

"Aww, Tits Magee! i forgot to bring my homework to class!"

"Yo dude, look at tits magee over there!"

by J. Barrett January 16, 2008

titted off

Being mad or annoyed.

I'm titted off at you. (You made me feel mad.)

by Quibbler___ October 11, 2014

Jimmy Tits

When a gay man has giant man boobs, and lets another gay man titty fuck him.

"You wouldn't believe it last night. I let Bruce give me the Jimmy Tits!!"

by Assman24 December 19, 2008

tit taco

the act of pushing together a girls tits and having sex with the cleavage.

"I just tit taco'd ginger last night"
- oh wow man I've always wanted to try that

by boxed beauty January 8, 2012

poop tit

A common occurance in drunken sexual encounters, the smearing of fecal matter on a womans bust, usually inadvertant, while attempting to dunk your nuts in her mouth. Usually associated with poor balance and easily avoided with a tactful dunking stance.

Ben- dude i really pooped shit up last night
Jack- what crappened?
Ben- I was trying to squat my nuts in my girl's sack hole, right? i fuckin lost my balance, fell back and gave her the ol' poop tit
Jack- aww dude

Ben- its fine she was into it.

by dickmaster69 January 7, 2011