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The Arden Theory is that no one named Arden actually looks like they’d be an Arden
Person 1: “oh look at this girl, Arden”
Person 2: “her name is Arden? She looks more like a Caitlyn to me…”
Person 1: “totally.”
Person 2: “see? Arden Theory.”
by Shrek5ever April 7, 2024
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White-Box Theory

Afterlife is a white-box that is the center of creation. All celestial bodies and lifeforms (like black holes, stars ; humans, and all other animals) are in this space along with anything that has been created or could be created by somebody. There is no book related to the White-Box Theory, this post is all there is. (so far ig)
Person 1: "What do you think happens after death?"
Person 2: "I believe in the White-Box Theory"
Person 1: "tf is that"
Person 2: "Search it up on urban dictionary, I just wanna go to sleep"
by Iridescent_Iris March 18, 2024
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The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does When Interrupted For Pacifism Because Names Around It Are Funny To I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does When Interrupted For Pacifism Because Names Around It Are Funny To I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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Pedocon theory

The theory that political conservatives are inherently more prone to be pedophiles than other people on the political spectrum.
Roy Moore is proof that pedocon theory is real.”
by IOnlySpeakTheTruth12345 January 6, 2024
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Behrens Theory

Any female at the age of 16 and up under the height of 5'3 has relatively bigger thighs, an automatic dumpy, and possibly bigger breasts than the average other woman.
by Simply Behren July 25, 2022
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gauge theory

In physics, a gauge theory describes the dynamics of a system by introducing more variables than are actually necessary to describe the system. For a gauge theory, there’s no “right number” of variables, so you’re stuck either being too vague or a bit redundant… Or you’re stuck with a non-local theory, which shivers my timbers.
“Why do Eminem and Sean Combs have like 5 different stage names each?”

“Yo, that’s because MCs operate in a non-Abelian gauge theory!”

“Seriously?”

“For sure. That’s why you don’t want to cross them. They always remember.”
by thejacksonjive January 5, 2020
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