plural texting

The act of pretending to send a text message to a group of people by using plural words, in order to either
a) seem less personal, in order to avoid confrontation
or
b) seem less like a stalker when you text someone a million times a day

Greg recieves a text message from Aimee that says "Hey, whats up homies?"
Greg: Hey, did anyone get that text from Aimee?
Jordan: Nope, she must be plural texting you man.
Greg: Man, she's been doing that all week, but it totally seems impersonal because she keeps using plural words, so she is totally not a stalker.

by lettherebeaubrey February 18, 2009

machine gun texts

Texts that come in one per nanosecond, leaving you feeling like you're under attack.

Machine Gun Texter (MGT): Hey. 4:20
MGT: Whatchya doin? 4:20
MGT: Wanna come over? 4:20
MGT: Scott is coming over. 4:20
MGT: Kurt too. 4:20
MGT: You should definitely come over. 4:20
You: Hey! Enough machine gun texts. 4:21

by c_papav January 14, 2015

pop a text off

telling someone your texting

person 1 hey man whats up

person 2 not much hang on man i got to pop a text off

by lil bob jon 72 May 29, 2009

text me already :(

we haven’t talked in so long, i rlly miss our convos. i’m too wuss to text u first tho, sorry :P.

text me already :(. wthh >:((

by urss1mp October 13, 2021

TW(texting whore)

to have very dirty awkward talk over text messaging

I had a very bad conversation on a text msg last night. Now everyone is calling me a TW(texting whore).

by Tanishiak April 18, 2008

History Text Book

The symbolic name on the street for cash - money.

Ive got the history text book, now pass me the Pencil (street name for LSD) see Defintion of Pencil

by Jamal Walker September 18, 2003

TIME BOMB TEXT

Its when you send a bunch of your contacts a text(s) in the middle of the night and its there waiting for them when they wake up.

I sent all my contacts in my phone a TIME BOMB TEXT explaining that I got a new phone number at 2:am. The next morning my new phone was CELLIFIRED, becasue they text me so much to say they got it. A few of my contacts DEFUSEXTED while I was sending them out and I had to re send them, becuase they were still up.

by DEL415 September 25, 2010