Fuck This Shit I'm Out

It means that you don't care and you really want to have nothing to do with something, but it's also well known from a meme song which is actually called "Fuck This Shit I'm Out" (You can find it on Youtube).

*You see something, that you really don't care*

'Fuck this shit I'm out.'

by TheNightFury August 1, 2018

I'm Petting My Dog

Specifically when a male masturbates or strokes his erect genitalia and would like someone to know it. Used mainly for describing to a significant other over phone calls or public that you are/have masturbating. The reason you would use this term and not just outright say it would be due to things like: They're parents are in the room, you're in a public place, they have you on phone speaker, etc.

"Hey,"
"Hey!"
"Am I on speaker?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Oh I'm just calling to let you know I'm petting my dog.."
"Oh..."
*Takes off speaker*

by HipstaSquirrel September 6, 2016

I'm Da Joker Baby

A classic line from the one and only joker
Specifically from a weird play

"Why are you so crazy?"
"I'm da joker baby!"

by CBT_Rogue September 26, 2020

Oh, I'm such a happy Chewbacca!

Overcome with joy / laughter. When one can hardly finish a sentence because they are overcome with such an intense instance of said joy / laughter.

"Like I said-ahahahahah-AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA-0000HHHHH-no, really-AAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-OOOOOHHHHHH-WOOOO- Oh, I'm such a happy Chewbacca!

by CreativeBeard May 21, 2016

i'm a put you to bed

when u are gonna sex them so good u make them go to sleep

J.Holiday's song i'm a put you to bed

guy: hey gurl i can put u to bed!!
gurl: yea well see if your that good....

by carol aka buckii November 19, 2007

I'm Rick James...Bitch!

First stated on the Dave Chapelle show On COMEDY Central. The act of Being able to do any thing at any time or Place. Any easy Excuse!

<wiping muddy boots on a White couch> Your excuse...I'm Rick James...BITCH!!

by Sarah December 22, 2004

I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

Phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a shit about.

Man 1: I wish Nickelback would come to Tuscon on their tour!
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

by Ditno September 26, 2011