One Horse Town

This is the name given to describe a small town with high unemployment. These towns are said to be very common in Wales, but are also found in Ireland, and Scotland where education is very limited.
Also a name given to a town that has a small population.

Steve: Since I moved here from the city I am begining to see that everyone is stupid, there are no jobs, and guys are marrying their own sisters, whats that all about?
Colin: This place is backwards, these people don't know any different. This is a "One Horse Town".
Steve:, Yeah, you are right, but the problem is everyone thinks they are the jockey.

by Paul Fleming July 19, 2006

Rocking horse shit

something rare or nonexistant (because, a roecking horse does not generate maure)

The Pictures of the encounter with the storm were like rocking horse shit.

by The Return of Light Joker April 30, 2011

Can't Milk a Horse

Used as an exclamation when noting an obvious or moronic error in judgment. Usually suggesting complete unworkability. Also used to designate a situation one tries to take advantage of, where there is no actual advantage to be had.

#1: "I really thought my new pet snake and my hamster would get along. Well, I guess you can't milk a horse."

#2: Jerry - "So I tried to milk this horse and well... you know what they say: 'You can't milk a horse'."

#3: Fred - "I just tried to hit on Nancy at her ex's funeral, but ya can't milk a horse."

#4: "I invested $8,000,000 on the new line of Pogs, but goddam: Ya can't milk a horse!"

by Skazu March 4, 2010

Ride the orange horse

To be under the effects of adderall.

Etymology: This word developed from the phrase "Ride the white horse." which is in reference to cocaine use, and came to popularity in the 70s. The similar stimulant effects of adderall have caused the effects of these two substances to be considered in some ways related.

I got to do well on this test, man. I'm about to ride the orange horse through this study session!

by CoreyD123 October 16, 2008

horse-cock breath

offensive breath obtained by smoking inexpensive cigars

Vinnie reluctantly lit another black n mild, knowing full well the atrocious horse-cock breath it would give him.

by ccnutmnkey December 7, 2004

Hung Like A Horse

Big ass dick

Damn! That nigga is hung like a horse!

by SluttyTeen14 March 31, 2015

Horsing Around

When your shoulder deep in a bitch

(Dick was going to throw darts at a bar and Channel got involved.)

Dick: I gotta throw.
Channel:. Hey Dick, put it right in the hole!
Dick:. Like the whole fist?
Channel:. No! Like shoulder deep!
Dick:. That might be too much!
Channel:. Nah! Your just horsing around!

by °Mz°Blondie° November 1, 2018