Hood background check

Asking everyone, looking for info via internet, becoming a straight stalker, nothing off limits, your insta, Twitter, Facebook, indeed, LinkedIn, google and providing all screen shot.

That bitch fucked my man, time for a hood background check

by XoxoCoconutxoXo June 28, 2019

hooded midget

Is used to describe an uncircumsized micro penis.

I could barely get his hooded midget inside me, when it was "in" I couldn't tell.

by BJ Dailey May 26, 2018

Anti-Hood

An anti-hood is a word that is defined as: pertaining to something that slanders and/or destroys the hood.

"That cracker over there's an anti-hood! Jump his ass!"

"The government's tryna pass a goddamn anti-hood bill again! Fuck Trump!

by Pizzelle April 12, 2025

Hood Musket

A shanty and rough around the edges, crudely made, and definitely an illegal felony level charge if caught with gun....usually found in high crime poverty stricten urban areas.....also potentially an even more so crudely fabricated jail house gun aka "zip gun"....also usually found by people who magnet fish over bridges and near docks. Primarily a sawed-off no-stock bolt action rifle held together by duct tape...."hood musket"

"Hey Darnell....loose that -hood musket- over the bypass, the fuzz is tailing."

by anonymous June 30, 2022

Hood Rat Elitist

A Nigga with some fat juicy balls

Wow! That niggas balls are so big and juicy! He’s a hood rat elitist! No doubt about it!

by Sam The Cumshot December 3, 2023

Open Hood

A car “signal” to others with the same type of mental syndrome.

Human: We should help that person, the car has an open hood.
Alien: Idiot, you don’t have green blood.

(Noise like communicating via energetic powers).
Human: What the hell?
Alien: (looking furious at human because human is asking ?)
Human: 😶

by MariaGuadalupe August 7, 2019

hood whoop

when someone trashy is going to beat the shit out of you.

she’s a trashy ho she’ll hood whoop you.

by anonymous2236 June 4, 2018